My Funny Valentine

And the winner is... Maria Mackie

Maria wins 12 months full membership and a copy of "Comedy Writing Secrets".

The winning entries (both by Maria Mackie):

Stuck on you
The moment I saw you I knew I’d adore you
I loved you the moment we talked.
I’d almost forgotten the way that your bottom
would wobble about as you walked.
Your breasts were enormous and did nothing for us
in fact they just got in the way.
But although I’d seen them I got stuck between them
and that’s why I’m with you today.

Perfection
Some girls are pretty and some girls are curvy
and some have a lovely behind.
Some have a bust after which I could lust
and a nice pair of legs blows my mind.
I could date all these lovelies if that’s what I wanted
but somehow it doesn’t seem worth it,
for we go together like birds of a feather,
you border on gorgeous, I’m perfect.