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Erotica
78 ideas, ebook (PDF), 26 pages
A4 format (8.5" x 11.5"), £3.99
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This book includes:
78 great ideas for erotic stories
Far too many great ideas to list here
Sample idea 1: My mother wouldn't approve
Many would-be writers of erotica struggle to get over the 'what
on earth will people will think of me' hurdle. They feel they
have to hold back from what they'd really like to say because:
my grandmother would be horrified; my partner wouldn't approve;
my mother would be shocked; and so on. If worries like these
are restricting your writing, here are some ways to get around
it:
- Use a pen name for your more explicit work, and insist that
publishers, agents and editors must never reveal your true
identity. That of course means no author photos on the cover
of your books, and (probably) no book signings. Interviews
are a possibility as long as they don't use your photo, or
you're only photographed from the back or in silhouette, or
in some other heavy disguise.
- If your friends and family know you're a writer, they'll
expect to see something you've written. (They'll want some
proof that you haven't just been sitting in your room playing
computer games.) So write something else that you can show
them - something more mainstream that you can work on in parallel
with your erotica. It could be a collection of horror stories,
a romantic comedy, magazine articles, or whatever appeals to
you.
Sample idea 2: Advertising
Sex is used in advertising to sell all sorts of things: cars,
deodorant, shampoo, chocolate,
not to mention certain chat-lines and premium rate phone services.
Try writing some TV
commercials of your own, but spice them up into versions that
could never be shown on
TV. You could write these just for fun, or see if you could incorporate
them into a story
in some way. Perhaps the story is all about some people who are
filming a commercial
for TV but it all gets out of hand and needs considerable editing
before the public can
ever be allowed to see it. Or perhaps the commercial was never
intended for the general
public but was specially made to appear on adult movie releases.
Will your commercials
be for real products, or fictional ones?
[ALTERNATIVE] How about writing
some too-hot-for-TV commercials for products
that aren't usually associated with sex? How
about kitchen knives, OdorEaters, shoes polish,
ladders, tea, dog food, light bulbs, and whatever else
you can think of? Or how about sexing-up some public service
announcements?
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